Would we get votes?

I am willing to be a spoiler in the next campaigns. If the office does not allow running mates then we split up the offices. I run for assembly, Mr Graethorne runs for congress. I run for Attorney General (Hey Governor Moonbeam made it I have a shot!!!!). Wouldn't that be fun Would the Honorable Mr Seareaver please take the lectern. Maybe I could get an honorary doctorate. Would beat looking for a job on Monster and Craig's List. If I was running for a full time elected office would I still be eligible to draw unemployment? How about I get sworn in as Assemblyman? We know they don't work. But wait they do draw a state paycheck (you can bet they don't get IOU's) and a stipend, and access to a pretty good cafeteria, and a pretty spiffy gym at the taxpayers expense. And yes I will use it. Oh wow conference calls while on the treadmill like a important person.
OK Good night all

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